"The fate of the world is safe in the Crystal Castle" — "the Crystal Castle is a source of power," as the old ad for She-Ra's toy castle used to promise. Those exact slogans apply, fully, to the uncompromising work of Crystal Castles, a band that's been impossible to avoid over the past couple of years unless you were being deliberately deaf. Alice and Ethan met back in 2004 at an uncharacteristically peaceful charity reading event for the blind, striking up a conversation on the ever-popular topic of how thin the pickings were in new music. From that point on, driven by a hunger for change, they set about paranoidly redrawing the musical map, just so their own work could sit at the intersection of its newly invented axes.
What lets Crystal Castles claim to be doing something new? First, isolation from outside influence — they've admitted the only act they'd even consider collaborating with is The Stooges and Joy Division, circa 1969 and 1976 respectively. Second, digging for source material entirely within themselves — and it's fair to say Alice and Ethan are drawing on considerably more than the average person's supposed "10% of the brain" to do it. Since 2005, Crystal Castles have preferred to tease fans with small-format releases: two EPs (Alice Practice and Crystal Castles) and four singles sit in the band's catalog so far.
The Toronto noise merchants have also made a name remixing trendy tracks by other young bands like Bloc Party, GoodBooks, and Klaxons — turning each song inside out and mercilessly injecting it with their signature 8-bit punk. Pitchfork has described their sound as vocal samples pitched artificially high, ricocheting like pinball balls around an 8-bit synth line.
That run of short, sharp thrillers finally broke on March 18, 2008, when Last Gang Records released their first full-length album — packed with electronic chaos, feral vocals, and breathless plot twists. Even though Crystal Castles can no longer dodge the spotlight, the band has resisted media help from the very start, which is why fans learned about their earliest shows purely by word of mouth. Anyone who's set foot in the Crystal Castle and made it out alive will tell you: it's not for the faint of heart. But you're not one of those, are you?